For a child will be born to us, a son will be given to us;

And he will never advance beyond the emotional control of a Small Child;

And the government will rest on His shoulders;

For the lawmakers shall become as Court Jesters;

And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,

Eternal Father, Prince of Peace!

For He shall multiply war spending many fold, create a personal army, blow up random victims in the far reaches of the Earth, normalize genocide, return unto the War Department its proper name, and establish the Holy Deployment of the Red Horseman of nuclear tactical strike;

And He shall say unto His disciples:

“If you continue in My word, you are truly My disciples. Then you will know habitual lying and habitual lying will set you free.”

But they shall not hear, as all Life will have vanished from the land.